Women, this is what happens when you let yourself go!
This revolting, inhuman image is me after years of not shaving or doing makeup, months of neither shampooing nor brushing my hair, and a lifetime of not plucking my eyebrows.
Let this be a lesson to everyone. BEAUTY MANDATES ARE FOREVER.
PS: that’s my radical feminist friend’s cat, who is herself a radical feminist separatist.
And the mustache is not attached to my face.